Friday, March 9, 2012

March 09, 2012
The poetry sometimes takes strange directions... at least that is what some of the other poets on one of my sites say... I hope that they mean... unique!

PHONE RAGE

How hard can it be to just sit at a desk,
at a phone and when it rings...
answer some simple f***ing questions?
Why do I have to spend an hour
trying to reason with a computer...?

First, unplug the (something or other)
and reset the (something or other)...

“What...?”

First, unplug the (something or other)
and reset the (something or other)...

I’ve developed a bad case
of phone rage...

“Representative... PLEASE...”

I know it can be frustrating
but if you’ll be patient,
I’m sure we can fix the problem...

Great! Now I’ve hurt the computer’s feelings...

“Okay, what do you want me to unplug...?”

I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
Please say, “instructions...”

“Instructions...!”

Thank you.
First, unplug the (something or other)
and reset the (something or other)...

“AAAAHHH!”

I’m sorry, I don’t understand...

“WELL YOU JUST CONNECT ME
TO A F***ING HUMAN BEING?!”

A long, graveyard silence...

I will connect you to one of our
technical representatives. Please hold,
and thank you for choosing
Cox Communications...
                                                                                                  the—rrw 03-07-12

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